Monday, March 31, 2014

CCV Announces New Academic Dean


In March, CCV President Joyce Judy announced that the college’s next academic dean will be Deborah Stewart; she will start on July 1st. Today, Debby announced plans to officially change her name to ‘Linda Gabrielson’ in a cost savings effort that will allow the academic dean’s office to use the same name placard, business cards, and stationary. The original Linda Gabrielson was seen in her office attempting to come up with a new name for herself. She is fearful of the ramifications of Debby’s announcement. Linda (the original Linda) is stated she was concerned about how her retirement plans will be affected in such areas as her ease of passing through TSA’s screening at the airport (because who REALLY knows about Debby’s background), the impact on her planned career as a poet (as people might confuse her work with Debby’s), and how she and Debby’s grandkids will keep the two straight. It is expected that details will be ironed out by April 11th.

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