In March, CCV President Joyce Judy announced that the
college’s next academic dean will be Deborah Stewart; she will start on July 1st.
Today, Debby announced plans to officially change her name to ‘Linda Gabrielson’
in a cost savings effort that will allow the academic dean’s office to use the
same name placard, business cards, and stationary. The original Linda
Gabrielson was seen in her office attempting to come up with a new name for
herself. She is fearful of the ramifications of Debby’s announcement. Linda
(the original Linda) is stated she was concerned about how her retirement plans
will be affected in such areas as her ease of passing through TSA’s screening
at the airport (because who REALLY knows about Debby’s background), the impact
on her planned career as a poet (as people might confuse her work with Debby’s),
and how she and Debby’s grandkids will keep the two straight. It is expected
that details will be ironed out by April 11th.
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